Commentary on PeterAnimate's Rant About Paw Patrol

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Introduction to the Commentary [00:00:00]

Plants vs. Zombies FTW Classic Caillou FTL 2020 begins a commentary video on PeterAnimate's rant about the show Paw Patrol.

• The speaker expresses a strong belief that PeterAnimate's rant will be "awful" due to the presentation of "invalid reasons" for disliking Paw Patrol.

Critique of PeterAnimate's General Insults and Show Overview [00:00:23]

The commentator immediately challenges PeterAnimate's insults and general negative assessment of Paw Patrol.

• PeterAnimate's use of "crap Patrol" and the "more like" phrasing is dismissed as "old and overused" and an ineffective insult.
• PeterAnimate's claim that Paw Patrol is "one of the worst shows" and the "second worst show that's airing on Nick Junior" is directly refuted by the commentator.
• PeterAnimate attributes the show's creation to Spin Master, a toy company also known for "Abby Hatcher," "Rusty Rivets," and "Little Charmers," which PeterAnimate claims are also bad.
  • The commentator defends Spin Master and states a personal liking for "Abby Hatcher," "Rusty Rivets," and "Little Charmers."
• PeterAnimate describes the show as involving Ryder and six dogs going on "stupid and awful missions" or "failure adventures."
  • The commentator refutes this, stating the dogs do not go on "stupid and awful missions" and that the term "failure adventures" is also old and overused.

Defense of Paw Patrol Characters [00:01:56]

The commentator systematically defends each Paw Patrol character against PeterAnimate's specific criticisms.

• Ryder [00:01:56]
  • PeterAnimate labels Ryder as stupid, suggesting he wouldn't know the answer to 9 + 10.
  • The commentator strongly refutes this, stating Ryder is not stupid.
• Marshall [00:02:06]
  • PeterAnimate claims Marshall "sucks at putting out the fire."
  • The commentator counters that Marshall "never sucks" and is a "great firefighter."
• Rubble (referred to as Rumble in transcript) [00:02:15]
  • PeterAnimate calls Rubble "annoying" and shows a still image of him.
  • The commentator asserts Rubble is "not annoying" and criticizes insulting fictional characters.
  • The commentator sarcastically suggests PeterAnimate is lying about Rubble's annoying nature.
  • PeterAnimate claims Rubble "deserves it for being so annoying."
  • The commentator dismisses this as "not funny."

    

    Rubble from Paw Patrol is shown with a sad expression, a moment pointed out by the commentator.
• Chase [00:02:56]
  • PeterAnimate states Chase "doesn't know how to be a police officer and to fight bad criminals."
  • The commentator defends Chase as a "great police officer" capable of fighting criminals.
  • PeterAnimate mentions an episode where Chase was distracted by a feather.
  • The commentator again dismisses this as "not funny."
• Rocky [00:03:21]
  • PeterAnimate alleges Rocky "doesn't want to pick up garbage" or "be green," especially on Earth Day.
  • The commentator clarifies that Rocky "can pick up garbage if he has to" as a "great recycler" and chose his green outfit.
• Zuma [00:03:35]
  • PeterAnimate claims Zuma "sucks at saving people when they drown."
  • The commentator corrects this, stating Zuma "never sucks" and is a "great swimmer and diver."
• Skye [00:03:46]
  • PeterAnimate says Skye "always flies around, she doesn't want to land."
  • The commentator clarifies Skye "chose to fly" and "can land if she wants to" because she is a "great pilot."
• Everest [00:03:55]
  • PeterAnimate uses a derogatory term for Everest.
  • The commentator condemns the use of swear words as insults and reiterates not to insult fictional characters.
• Tracker, Ella, Tuck, and Rex [00:04:05]
  • PeterAnimate asserts that "no one gives a [__] about them."
  • The commentator argues that "people do care" for these characters because "they're good dogs" and criticizes PeterAnimate for "bash[ing] people's opinions."
  • PeterAnimate attributes the lack of care to their absence in the main image.
  • The commentator again states "people do care" and reiterates not to bash opinions.
• Other Paw Patrol Members [00:04:43]
  • The commentator notes that PeterAnimate failed to mention other Paw Patrol members, including Wild, Liberty, Coral, Roxy, The Cat Pack (Rory, Shade, Leo), and The Junior Patrollers (Nano, Midi, Tot).

    

    Ryder and the original six Paw Patrol Pups are seen together, representing the core team.

Defense of Paw Patrol Spin-off and Movies [00:04:55]

The commentator defends the Paw Patrol spin-off and various movies against PeterAnimate's criticisms, often growing more frustrated with PeterAnimate's repetitive insult patterns.

• Rubble & Crew Spin-off [00:04:55]
  • PeterAnimate introduces "Rubble & Crew" and immediately mocks it with "sh and crap Patrol."
  • The commentator again criticizes the "more like" term and mock names, dismissing PeterAnimate's judgment that the spin-off "sucks."

    

    The logo for the Paw Patrol spin-off series, Rubble & Crew, is displayed.
• Paw Patrol Movies (7 mentioned) [00:05:17]
  • For each movie, PeterAnimate uses the same "more like" and "sucks" formula, which the commentator repeatedly calls out as old, overused, and trash.
  • 1. Paw Patrol Mission Big Screen [00:05:17]
    • PeterAnimate mocks it as "crap Patrol stupid Mission break the screen."
  • 2. Paw Patrol Sea Patrol [00:05:42]
    • PeterAnimate mocks it as "crap Patrol stupid Patrol."
  • 3. Paw Patrol Mighty Pups [00:06:04]
    • PeterAnimate mocks it as "crap Patrol stupid pups."
  • 4. Paw Patrol Ready Race Rescue [00:06:26]
    • PeterAnimate mocks it as "crap Patrol ready kill suffer."
  • 5. Paw Patrol Jet to the Rescue [00:06:51]
    • PeterAnimate mocks it as "crap Patrol jet to the downhill."
  • 6. Paw Patrol Charged Up [00:07:13]
    • PeterAnimate mocks it as "crap Patrol up."
  • 7. Paw Patrol The Movie [00:07:35]
    • PeterAnimate mocks it as "crap Patrol the failure."
    • The commentator becomes visibly enraged, threatening to enter "enraged mode" if the "more like" term is used again, criticizing it as outdated (not 2015 anymore, it's 2024).
  • Upcoming Movie: Paw Patrol The Mighty Movie [00:08:08]
    • PeterAnimate mocks it as "crap Patrol the stupid movie."
    • The commentator reaches "Rage Mode," criticizing PeterAnimate's continued use of the "more like" term, stating it's old and overused, especially in 2024.

      

      An animated character, representing the commentator, is shown in "Rage Mode" with steam coming from his head and fire from his eyes.

      

      The movie poster for "Paw Patrol The Mighty Movie" features the pups with superpowers.

Critique of PeterAnimate's Overall Assessment of the Show [00:08:57]

The commentator refutes PeterAnimate's negative claims about various aspects of the Paw Patrol show.

• PeterAnimate's statements that the animation is "liar," stories are "stupid," music is "annoying," songs are "childish," theme song is "garbage," voice actors are "not professional," and the whole show looks "very stupid" are all met with the commentator simply saying "liar."
• PeterAnimate expresses a wish for the show to be "cancelled after season 10 for good" and, if renewed, "cancelled after season 11."
• The commentator asserts that cancellation "is never going to happen," noting that season 11 has already started.

PeterAnimate's List of Haters and Concluding Remarks [00:09:39]

The video addresses PeterAnimate's list of individuals who dislike Paw Patrol and concludes with a strong final statement against PeterAnimate's rant.

• PeterAnimate lists other YouTube creators who have made rants against Paw Patrol, including Ivan Onyt, the commander, the media collector guy 2023, rubber animations 2K1, Ben drank kids other channel, Spencer crate cool boy animations 2K8, and Wubs LEP.
  • The commentator acknowledges this list and expresses relief that PeterAnimate did not include fictional characters.
  • The commentator states he can "handle their thoughts on this show."
• The commentator directly insults PeterAnimate for providing "invalid reasons" to hate Paw Patrol.
• The commentator randomly interjects that "Kids WB is 734,000 times better than Paw Patrol," then questions why Kids WB was even brought up, acknowledging that he personally likes it.
• The commentator concludes by reiterating that PeterAnimate's rant was "God darn awful" due to the "invalid reasons" provided, and questions when PeterAnimate will "ever learn."